d@n: tuition kid: the sms episode
Tuesday, June 13, 2006

tuition kid: the sms episode

while i was shopping after work with yimei and kunz in suntec, i received a sms, or rather, NUMEROUS sms from my tuition kid.

tuition kid: i ask you ah wat fruit does a dragon eat?
me: dragonfruit
tuition kid: aiya! bu hao wan de! [not fun one!] wait ah still got somemore!

tuition kid: there's a very tall coconut tree. got 4 animals
a) chimpanzee
b) gorilla
c) orang utan
d) baboon

4 of them compete to climb up the tree to pluck banana. guess which one first pluck the banana?

me: hmm.. chimpanzee
tuition kid: wrong!!! coconut tree where got banana!
me: -_-'' hahaha
tuition kid: why everytime you sms me alreays put haha...
me: cannot meh?
tuition kid: yah loh cannot leh. haha. you got watch Da Chang Jin?
me: no leh never
tuition kid: sad ah the show so nice you didn't watch!
tuition kid: then you got watch mr bean?
me: oh mr bean ah.. got lah but now always repeat the same things mah so now i dun watch
tuition kid: dun noe lah and also you got watch ABC DJ on channel 5?
me: oh never.. actually very long never watch tv already...

my tuition kid doesnt bother about my answer and continues blabbering.

tuition kid: do you know there is a singer named Daniel Powter? and also did you invent the satay machine???
me: yes daniel powter is the one who sang "bad day". and no, i wasnt the one who invented the satay machine... [whatever that is]
tuition kid: is it you the one who is singing?
me: NO!!!!!!!

my handphone got super bombarded!!!!!!!

kids are real funny. haha.

why you always haha?


10:46 PM