d@n: March 2006
Friday, March 31, 2006

La Vache qui rit


still tastes so good after all these years.... =)


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6:45 PM

Thursday, March 30, 2006

the walk home seemed extra long and lonely tonight.


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12:38 AM

Sunday, March 26, 2006

d@n in skirt?

*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
hahaha
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
see what?
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
see mood
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
haha
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
but he's so freaking boring
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
yar loh
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
i dun feel like waking up early
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
cause tmr is wear skirt day
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
same here [i meant that i also dun feel like waking up early here]
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
issit? [i was refering to the tomolo is wear skirt day thing]
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
huh?
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
hahah~!@
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
kukubird
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
it look damn farnie!
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
"*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
cause tmr is wear skirt day
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
same here"
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
i not wearing skirt can!
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
hahah~!@
*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says:
i shall blog!~@!~
d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says:
me too!

see? this is wat happens when you type a lil' slower.. -_-''


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10:28 PM

marriage advertisement

husband:
last time her figure like hourglass, now like pear.

wife:
before we got married, he called me sweetie pie,
after we got married, he called me darling,
after i gave birth to john, he called me mummy,
and now? he calls me OEI.

wanna make your marriage life more exciting? tune in to d@n's digest.

ok i'm bored.


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11:41 AM

Wednesday, March 22, 2006

The Umbilical Brothers



great entertainment!


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9:27 PM

Monday, March 20, 2006

Bootstrapping?

bootstrapping is supposed to be a biological term.. here's wat i got online..

From Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

Jump to: navigation, search

Bootstrapping alludes to a German legend about Baron Münchhausen, who was able to lift himself out of a swamp by pulling himself up by his own hair. In later versions he was using his own boot straps to pull himself out of the sea which gave rise to the term bootstrapping.

-_-''''''



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3:20 PM

Saturday, March 18, 2006

"do you think we are crazy?" starring daniel wong and jillian wong.

ok here's the scenario.. i'm in my room and my sis's in her room. both our rooms are facing each other.. we'll on msn.

bindhibutt says:
why mom say you ah ma?
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
becoz i keep plastic bags in my room
bindhibutt says:
wah piang eh
bindhibutt says:
super-ah mah
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
you no mouth ah [why cant she just speak to me!?]
bindhibutt says:
my mouth meant for laffing. [diaoz]
bindhibutt says:
not for asking stoolpit qns
*i burst out in laughter*
bindhibutt says:
laff what
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
laugh at your stupidity
bindhibutt says:
screwballs bananas
*sis also bursts out laughing*
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
stop laughing
bindhibutt says:
you then stop laffing
bindhibutt says:
at this rate we both wont stop
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
i think the neighbours must be thinking we are crazy
bindhibutt says:
are we nuts?
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
i think so

now my sis begins bitching about our neighbours...

bindhibutt says:
ah dave
bindhibutt says:
ah lun
bindhibutt says:
ah botak
bindhibutt says:
ah B-O [the smelly man]
bindhibutt says:
so many chin cheong ah-bengs ard here
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
auntie kancheong
bindhibutt says:
you mean next door?
bindhibutt says:
you mean aunty - "XIA SI WO"!
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
yeahzz... the one who always "!?!?!?!"
bindhibutt says:
*piak paik piak* slaps her chest
bindhibutt says:
"hello everyone, my name is dave. AH-dave. and i can squint my eyes very fast. *Squint SQUINT! SQUINT SQUINT!"
bindhibutt says:
"FAST ANOT!??!"
bindhibutt says:
"HELLO! my name is aunty XIA_SI _WO. i don't like to take lifts, because each time i do, i risk dying of shock. my neighbour's son always stand very close to the lift door. the daughter worse. hair wet wet, stand at the door. like THE MAID. aiyo! Xia-si-wo le!!!! *piak piak paik!*
bindhibutt says:
"hello! my name is Si-Ka-chuwak[wtf is this!?]. Im the kwah-mak-kia living on the 3d floor. I enjoy looking out of the window. down at people. That time morning 6 plus, i kwah my mak-kia and look down at my neighbour's children.. i think one of them got stomachache. and the other anxiously looking for cab. hee hee! so fun!"
bindhibutt says:
"i teach my 2 sons to do the same too..... i ask them to hold the gate and stare at every passerby. they make good watchdgos."
bindhibutt says:
"and no need to pay $"
bindhibutt says:
"my wife different. she say hi bye without looking at people. unlike me - i LOVE to look. but i guess opposites attract hor? *shifts glasses*

WE ARE CRAZY!!!!


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7:40 PM

Thursday, March 16, 2006

X-d@n the X-man?

muahahaha~~!!!! i have a mutation! white eyebrow hair sticking outta no where!
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10:03 PM

Wednesday, March 15, 2006

VANNE AND FIENDS

VANNE! LE SWEE! LE STEADY! STEAL MY GEL SOMEMORE HUH!? $@$@!@#@&*%%^#$%~@%#$&*%*$%!!!!!


for all those who dunno wat i'm toking bout, we have to run the farking DNA on gel electrophoresis(elek-throw-for-oasis) the time cut off is 430 before they farking confiscate your gel. so happily me, muthu and weiyi went for our tea break since we need to wait for the farking thing to incubate for one hour first. when we came up it was about 420 [max], and so we loaded the dye into the samples. as i was gonna load my samples into the wells of the gel matrix, farking vanne came and took my farking gel away! wat's her farking problem sia! and she must start collecting from my farking bench first! cannot start from the other farking side issit! knn!

"sorry this gel is mine now. no time for you all to run the gel now."

TIU!

sorry to those under 18 reading this post.



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8:57 PM

Saturday, March 11, 2006

Whose line is it anyway? Scenes from a Hat


this is freaking hilarious!!!


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2:06 PM

Friday, March 10, 2006

lesson learnt... lesson 1.

do NOT ever drive to Suntec when IT fair is going on... esp when it's blardy lunch hour! you can keep on going in circles in the car park w/o gettin a pharking [ i mean parking] slot!

well in the end i got one. HENG AH! HUAT AH! [my 2 fav phrases]

got my much needed ipod charger adaptor [if not i always charge with my laptop on..wtf] and a new headset with mic so i can chat on SKYPE! how cool is that! and its only for a low low price of $12! i machiam advertising lidat... china brand summore. haha but the sound quality is seriously not bad lah.. quite the clear. eh who got skype tell me leh?

our fav [not] TA barney vaane from DBS [Damn Bloody Shit] lab emailed the whole of my bench shooting me and muthu for sending email to extend the deadline for submission of lab report 5. WTH! other groups doing 2 sequences we doing 12 can! go eat some "pang sai chua" [toilet paper] before you come shoot shoot ah! knn! i know no link but i just felt like saying that.

"erm erm.. excuse me... can i have your attention please?"

NO!


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12:16 AM

Sunday, March 05, 2006

BBQ @ Queen's place

haha damn fun night with you guys!!! happy birthday to those celebrating in the first quarter of the year!!!
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1:53 PM

Friday, March 03, 2006

Bahasa Indo Proyek @ Indonesia Embassy!

from top left: the entrance; every-bardy bua longlong~; weiyong acting cute; weikun the armed married man; come near me and i poke you!; mas daniel dan istri saya xiaotian; group photo; presentasi; in indo culture, the bride and the groom must sit on the bapak's (father's) lap [which is me] and i need to say that both of them weigh the same.. signifying that both the bride and the groom are equal and there are no preferences. [betcha didn't know that!] =)

another fun day with bahasa indo proyek!!!

shit i forgot to take ibu lucy's photo.. she's the chioest!!! =p Posted by Picasa


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9:39 PM

Thursday, March 02, 2006

7 Sins - what's yours?

Greed:High
Gluttony:Medium
Wrath:Very Low
Sloth:Low
Envy:Low
Lust:Low
Pride:Medium

Take the Seven Deadly Sins Quiz

HOHOHO~~~ I AM A GREEDY GLUTTON..........


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3:55 PM

Wednesday, March 01, 2006

2006 NBA Slam Dunk Competition



holy shit! check out the part where he jumps OVER a guy who's at least 6 foot tall!!!


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10:13 PM