d@n: August 2005
Tuesday, August 30, 2005

Chee Ko Pek


now i know why got "chee ko pek" this word...


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10:38 PM

Monday, August 29, 2005

me and my itchy backside..

hai~ daniel's itchy backside strikes again.. after the much anticipated AND interesting IT1001 lesson, went to harbourfront to make my way home. usually i would have taken the NEL but NO! today backside itchy! so went on to take bus 80 (which was a straight bus) home. guess wat! it would have taken me only 21 minutes to reach serangoon mrt station but it cost me 1 hour and 5 minutes of my life to reach home this time~~~ super shagged after the bus ride man! plus the blistering heat and the lousy aircon didnt make it any better for me..

so whats the morale of the story?

if your backside is itchy, just scratch it.


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4:18 PM

Sunday, August 28, 2005

Mr Beasley

M R . B E A S L E Y

You don't have to drive a fancy car
Don't have to quote me Shakespeare just to woo me
Yeah I see your nervous laughter when you're trying to crack some joke
Well, you don't fool me
I'd like to see your eyes through those goggles that you're wearing
Don't try to hide away
Just be yourself, Mr. Beasley
I don't need your show of attitude
Coz' it's your soul that makes me fall in love with you

You don't know this but I see you in the church when you are praying,
You just move me
And my friend Sue she tells me you've been teaching kids for free
Mr. Philanthropy
I'd like to see your eyes through those goggles that you're wearing
Don't try to hide away
Just be yourself, Mr. Beasley
I don't need your show of attitude
Coz' it's your soul that makes me fall in love with you
Be yourself, Mr. Beasley
I don't need your show of attitude
Coz' it's your soul that makes me fall in love with you
I'd like to see your eyes through those goggles that you're wearing
Don't try to hide away


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3:25 PM

Friday, August 26, 2005

Papadum and Mamadum

guess wat? in the end gladys managed to get the tix for me! had my dinner appt with my dad @ kovan and received a call from marie.

marie: dan! can help us get flowers!
me: hmm where have ah?
marie: you see nearby loh!
me: okie okie i try to find...


marie passes the phone to lydia..

lydia: aiyo its @ mac's there loh! near the interchange there you know?
me: kovan got mac meh?! (i stay here arond 2 years alrady)
lydia: got lah! you go see! its there!!! buy ginvera!


and so happily after my dinner and kopi, went on to the place opp which i tot sold flowers (they actually sold landscaping potted plants!)

me: here got sell fresh flowers not ah?
uncle: dun have leh you wan "flesh" one ah.. opposite there have loh.. behind the market
me: *looks far ahead and sees macs* oh there ha! okok thank kiuk!


rushes over to the florist auntie and got 6 ginvera... (i didnt know there were actually flowers called ginvera.. always tot it was only a shampoooooo)
in the end, i got 2 yellow, 2 orange and 2 red ginveras.. good choice of colours rite! haha..

we then went to the bank to settle some banking stuffs and zoomed back home, where i took a 3 mins bath and sprinted off downstairs. (7:12pm) went @ a blistering speed on the expressway! in the end was caught up in a traffic jam. and do you know wat i saw after the jam cleared? the cars involved were actually already on the shoulder lane and KPO drivers slowed down to check them out! causing the jam! frucks man! pia all the way to sch and called eugene..

eugene: faster faster! if you later then we have to wait another 15mins outside!
me: HA!? OKOK! *shuttle run to UCC*

when i reached, we were ushered in and out again.. ushers told us we had to wait for another 15mins before we can enter.. KNN> made eugene miss half of the show man.. gladys was so angry with me at first she told me she actually teared when eugene didnt make it in time coz of me! sorry guys! went in @ 8 eventually and caught the remaining half of PAPADUM.. which was a BLAST!!! you guys rocked! esp AHMAD MY BITCH! (lead sia!)

came out after the show and met lotsa frens.. marie, lydia, gladys eugene, christopher and his gal, jack the pri sch all time buddy, rizal the SISPEC mate, kamal the PTI dickhead fren and peiling the dancing queen. wat a small world! went round and did some catching up with all of them.. not forgetting photo taking..

sat @ UCC lobby and had a great time laughing @ marie's fren. he's a multilingual freak! have the video with me already so just ask me to send you guys if interested yeah? went on to send marie back to hall, gladys and eugene to clementi mrt, marie's fren to serangoon mrt and lydia back home.. (lydia! thanks for sitting in front!!! if not.. haha!) went to 85 and had ah balling with lydia. yummy yummy.. had a live corrine may rendition by lydia in the car too.. power sia!

getting the jitters... wed...


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11:59 PM

Thursday, August 25, 2005

What Breed of Dog Are You?


Lydia aka kung!bushwoman/lady's bird sent me this tickle test!

What Breed of Dog Are You?
d@n, you're a Golden Retriever !
No bones about it, you're a popular, fun-loving Golden Retriever. Adored by all and too cool for school, you're extroverted and enthusiastic. Your magnetic personality makes you the life of any bash. Read more...
Your Scorecard

You

Breed of Dog
d@n
Golden Retriever

Your Friends
Lydia
Chihuahua

Lydia is a chihuahua!!! wahahha... and i am a golden retriever!!! haha... hmm the description sounds quite cool yeah? haha... faster ask junie to take this test too.. coz she super adores golden retrievers.. (she'll be so jealous if she doesn't get the same as me! muahaha!) *evil laughter*

Just came back from sch.. Gladys didnt manage to get the Papadum tix for me to go tonight.. haiz~ sad lah.. wanted to get a glimpse of how my bitch Ahmad would perform.. he's the main character sia! power lah.. well hope it goes great for Dance Blast.. Marie and Lydia enjoy ya show alrite!!! =D


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3:28 PM

Monday, August 22, 2005

i) 4D! ii) The 5 five people you meet in...

i) if you were thinking i struck 4D........ you are WRONG! was in my room when my mum exlaimed; " WAH 4 zeros ah!" i then went outta my room to check it out.. guess wat! the number 0000 actually opened in starters!

hahahaha.. this is amazing isnt it??? i mean, how often do you see this kinda number opening?

****************************************LOL**************************************

ii) alrite, had a sec sch gathering about 1 weeks plus back.. met grace, kun, jason, mengfai and matthew.. grace brought along this book "The five people you meet in heaven" was laughing at the title coz this gathering was damn phucked up.. only 6 people appeared! so i was telling grace, see? this book is so you.. the 5 people u meet in heaven = kun, jason, mengfai, matt and me!!! =D hahaha...

Above: The five people she met in heaven....


okok thats not exactly the story here.. guess wat grace and i saw when we went to Times Bookshop @ Dhoby Ghaut recently???

HOLY SHIT!!! I CAN"T BELIEVE MY EYES!!!

Check out the picture too.. depicts a rollercoaster which went off its tracks and dips into a flaming ditch.

oh my god...



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4:42 PM

Saturday, August 20, 2005

Swarthy Swarmi

haha just in case you are wondering what this post is about.. its about my biochemistry lecturer last semester! well his name is SWARMI.
was looking thru the straits times today and came across a new word "swarthy". went on to www.dictionary.com and check out its meaning.

swarth·y ( P ) Pronunciation Key (swôrth)adj. swarth·i·er, swarth·i·est
Having a dark complexion or color.

HAHAHA! just in case you didnt know, my lecturer was from India! how apt a description! hahaha... SWARTHY SWARMI~ ---> mr swarmi the blackie!

apologies to all my indian counterparts out there... just had to get this off my chest.. =D
(nope i'm not racist!)


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1:09 PM

Friday, August 19, 2005

THE CELL

ladies and gents... pls hold your breath.. #$Q#^#$%&^%^%$#!~@!#@^!!!!!!
thank you.

i just bought THE most expensive textbook in the WORLD! a friggin $96.60 for THE CELL. holy shits. so freaking heavy as i lugged it unwillingly to NUSNPCC interview and dinner @ harbourfront with kun and finally tuition.. WTH sia. as i told weikun, this is the HEAVIEST cell in the whole wide world. hahahhaha.. nvm i know i am lame again..

just came back from tuition.. (i have a thing bout bloggin after i come home from tuition huh?)
my tuition kid nearly killed me with her lameness again..

me: i just bought a textbook you know? $96!!! so big i show you

tuition kid: wah! so thick ah! the cell... hmmm.. you got cells?

me: of coz! i've got zillions of cells!!! (heh heh trying to impress i know the word zillion)

tuition kid: i got b-zillions ah! (billions and zillions = b-zillions)

me: zillions is more than b-zillions loh~

tuition: i got GODZILLA cell ah!!! (she thinks godzilla is the biggest fak on earth)

me: -_-'' watever..


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10:07 PM

Thursday, August 18, 2005

i) you win some, you lose some.. ii) steamboat @ junie's!

i) whew! just reformatted my computer! everyone told me it would be fine to leave my important stuffs in the D drive and format the C drive.. but guess what! my whole D drive was wiped out! i also dunno why leh.. all the way the recovery disc was runnin so i had no choices in choosing which to reformat.. guess it ate everything up.. =( heng i backup all my pictures first sia! only thing is that i'd lost about 2GB of songs.. new songs.. hai~ sad! but it's ok! can download again! well, you win some you lose some! now my lappy is running like a ferrari!!! =)

ii) went to junie's place for steamboat last weekend! didnt have the time to blog till now so here goes..

food glorious food!!! (shit i was caught in action) eh whose hand shake ah? picture blur you know!


me 'kiapping' golden mushrooms for junie! that's a bunchful yeah!?

*sticks out tongue*

xavier and wei nee!

ginny and bao ling!

weikun and aaron(eehron)! my sis says aaron looks like a horny oh-ba-san!

me giving lil ginny a peck on the cheeks! haha!

*slurps slurps* (my eyes are poppin' out!) yummy mango pudding~~~

oh ya! weikun brought our amazing race certificates! (oh ya i didnt blog about it) btw we finished in the top ten placings! which means we didn't get eliminated in the 2 elimination rounds! kudos to june, siaohui and kun! (and me lah) hahahahahha.... oh ya! i have the video! anyone wanna watch just gimme a nudge on msn aight!


a wonderful gathering indeed! thanks junie for organising!!! RESPECT! oh ya its my turn to organise a BBQ cum mahjong cum KTV session @ my house ain't it? woohoohoo~~~!!!



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7:14 PM

Thursday, August 11, 2005

Merlion -- Part II

hahaha dun worry... it's not about vomitting again.. just posting some pictures when me and anne went to the new national library @ bugis! it was my last week working @ prudential bugis and thus decided to take some photos...

**WATER PARADE!!!!**

woooo i just love to swallow watever the merlion spits... hahaha... took us about 3-4 shots to get the perfect angle! hahaha... ooo wat oily cheekbones i have!

hai~ its been a week exactly since i've ended work... seriously speaking, i miss you guys! hope you liked the postcards that i gave out on my last day.. hai~ seems like i've been more accustomed to working life.. more fruitful leh.. now study like so boring.. lectures lah.. tutorials lah.. eat.. go home.. yucks.. so mundane.. but dun worry! i'll find something to fill up my boring life soon! "hip hop routines" classes have also ended last wednesday.. sobz.. well.. at least i still have my sentosa outings on weekends! hahahah...
it's only my 2nd official day in sch.. slowing picking up the pace again i guess.. 1st week's still kinda relaxed.. looking forward to the weekends! steamboat @ junie's place on sat and sec sch gathering @ sentosa on sunday..
btw... i haven't been digesting well since national day... yesterday had just one piece of durian and woke up still feeling bloated! can still feel the piece of durian floating about in my tummy.. wah lau.. better get well in time for a big feast on sat! ok gotta go drink some fish soup already.. mum's calling.. see ya!


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6:54 PM

Wednesday, August 10, 2005

National Day -- d@n the merlion

gosh.. i've never felt so sick in a long time... yes, as the title suggests, i was a MERLION on Singapore's 40th birthday.. (how patriotic)

vomitted 4 damn bloody times on national day! first it was my dinner which comprised of a peach tart, a chocolate roll, a cuppa coffee and 1 steamed fish that was flushed outta my system, then traces of the it come out on the second time d@n the merlion roared.

3rd? 3rd time was when i gulped down a full glass of ice cold water ( coz i was feeling damn dehydrated from the vomitting and diarrhoea) and just as expected, it came gushing out of my mouth a few minutes later into the toilet bowl.. darn.. the 4th and last time was also traces of any water left floating in my tummy... totally dried man..

woke up about 5 plus in the morning and realised that "oh ya! there's a gathering @ my place today! jiahui, marie, meiting, bryan, lydia, eugene, gladys , tariq and lem were coming for mahjong and KTV session @ my house!" darn.. i had to sms them to cancel the gathering coz i was feeling real too lousy.. sorry guys!!! hope you guys had enuff time to make plans for national day..
went to the doc's in the morning and got some medicine.. doc said could be some stomach flu.. quite common to no need to worry.. i was like "ok.. watever.. i just wanna go home and sleep now.." mum n dad went to the market to get some fish so that she could make porriage for lunch..

once i got home? KO. hibernated till thursday morning, which is today. and i feel much much better.. just kinda dehydrated still.. downing loads of water to hydrate myself.. hope i'll get much better so that i'll be geared up in time for sentosa on sunday! well, thats all for now.. think i'll get more rest.. a big thank you to all well wishers! hope your National Day wasnt as screwed up as mine! d@n the merlion.. hahaha.. wat a joke...


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1:57 PM

Tuesday, August 09, 2005

Dad's Birthday! 7th Aug '05

just celebrated my dad's birthday yesterday! dedicated our whole day to him and he was really happy that we spent such quality time together on his birthday! let the pictures roll~!

Presenting... Neo from the Matrix

Not forgetting Trinity...


Alrite off we go to Arab street!!! and here's trinity junior posing with some sarong... (are they called sarong?)

happy family!!! all smiles.....



watcha looking at!? hahaha....

"no please dun catch me! i promise i won't find the oracle ever again!!!" (agent smith trying to catch neo junior..)

muhd-neo in action !


caught a great pic of the sultan mosque.. if i didn't tell you would you believe that we went to india and back? haha! i would think so...


setting off back home to take a quick bath and head out for dinner... and yes.. i was the "ahmad" for the day... nice to meet you...

ok not much pictures taken during dinner coz we were all busy eating.. so.. let's skip to dessert @ Haagen-Dazs!

woo!!! YUMMY! send the ice cream now now now!!! you have 3 secs!

group photo together with my sis's boyfren.. also daniel! (darn! i should get another christian name!) hahaha.. its ok.. all daniels have one thing in common... handsome mah... hahhaha..

anyway, it was a great day out celebrating for dad.. many of my friends say that i really have a perfect family.. which i think so! guess i'm one of those blessed ones to have them always supporting me in watever that i do.. you guys rock! =D



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1:03 AM

Tuesday, August 02, 2005

K-BOX @ my house!

wahhaha... just had K-session @ my house with 3 crazy frens.. "lion-king" alfred the doctor, "mini me!" minli, and tian the ever crazy JJ fan!
its been a while since we caught up with each other coz alfred has been locked up in scotland zoo for a few months! haha.. now he's back! guys so wed supper @ chomp chomp is confirmed yeah? hey alfred my ahmad for the day.. 2210 @ the bus stop opp. serangoon sports complex pls... thank kiuk..

alfred the lion king.. believe he's studying medicine? haha! cut that mane off bro!!!

what was i thinking?! eatin' my fist? hahaha...

looking forward to supper at chomp chomp tommorow! =D



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12:07 AM