7 occasions and locations

1) If given a choice to decide your birth, where would you choose?
Australia. so i wouldn't have to go thru this stupid education system and can be a full time beach bum! hahaha! but singapore still buay pai lah..

2) If given a choice to meet your 1st friend who will be with you for a lifetime, where will it be?
Primary sch.. coz thats when you share lotsa stewpid games together! i still remember the time i was in TAF club with 2 other good frens, weikun and eugene.. haha.. man was i PUI last time..

3) If there's an flight accident & you end up lost somewhere, at the end of the day where do you hope you are at?
hmm lost somewhere? at the end of the day i hope to find myself surrounded by friends again! i hate loneliness! eh.. am i answering the question correctly???

4) Where did you hope to have met your 1st love?
i also dunno leh.. maybe on a beach? its the feelings inside you that counts.. anywhere can be romantic if you want it to be.. i thought my first love would be my last. but life isnt as simple as that..

5) Where would you want to have your wedding?
need i say? guess lah! come'on... you can do better than that.. huh? wat did i hear? beach? yess!!! hahah... nah.. would like to have a setting on top of a green green hill... with everything decorated white... little kids running about... nice cool weather... friends and family all around.. wah~~~

6) Where do you hope to enjoy life when you've retired?
somewhere on a island with my loved one.. kinda like a beach resort..

7) Everyone will die sooner or later. So given a choice to decide your deathplace, where will you choose?
watching tv at home and drifting off.. with still a smile on my face knowing that everything will be fine after i've left.

passing this on to yimei, kun, queen, char and weishan! wait.. still got debora and jennifer! eh debora why you so vulgar on my tag! you are fined $100!!!

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6:40 PM

Refreshed!!!

phew! the past few weeks have been damn low for me.. however! i'm really refreshed after today's outing @ Malay Village with yimei, charlene, fran, weikun and eugene! hohoho! went around grabbing any food that we think is nice and just whack! shiokalingam! the Ramley Burger is damn good lah! beef + egg + cheese = happiness! hahaha.. bought otah, ming jiang kue, you tiao with fish cake, and many other "cha-pa-lang" food! oh ya! did i forget to mention that we were @ Rockery at paya lebar having my favourite MANGO TANGO??? haha! shiOk! after Malay Village, we then proceeded to Geylang to have Frog porriage. damn good i tell you.. kinda spicy! but a bit the ex lah... $18 for a small pot of "dunno how many frog legs only" porriage. but heck lah! happy can already! talked lotsa cock there bout "coming".. haha.. and who enjoyed most of the dirty jokes? fran! haha.. who's the one most act blur one? charlene! haha... really enjoyed my friday evening with them.. now i'm really refreshed! monday deadline for IT1001 project, wednesday presentation, friday SS 1500 words essay due, next monday LSM2101 CA2 plus Bahasa Indo Oral!!!! HOHOHO! sibuk sekali!!!! -i miss sentosa!-

cheers to friendship!

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11:21 PM

2 Friends

A story tells that two friends were walking through the desert.
During some point of the journey they had an argument,
and one friend slapped the other one in the face.
The one who got slapped was hurt, but without saying anything, wrote in the sand:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SLAPPED ME IN THE FACE.

They kept on walking until they found an oasis, where they decided to take a bath.
The one who had been slapped got stuck in the mire and started drowning,
but the friend saved him. After he recovered from the near drowning, he wrote on a stone:
TODAY MY BEST FRIEND SAVED MY LIFE.

The friend who had slapped and saved his best friend asked him,
"After I hurt you, you wrote in the sand and now, you write on a stone, why?"
The other friend replied "When someone hurts us we should write it down in sand where winds of forgiveness can erase it away. But, when someone does something good for us, we must engrave it in stone where no wind can ever erase it."

LEARN TO WRITE YOUR HURTS IN THE SAND AND TO CARVE YOUR BENEFITS IN STONE.

They say it takes a minute to find a special person, an hour to appreciate them, a day to love them, but then an entire life to forget them.

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8:46 PM

Footprints.

as we stroll down the beaches... who will be the ones to leave footprints in our lives?
is there a special someone in your life? if there is, cherish them.
make their footprints everlasting.

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2:33 AM

dinner @ Mr Bean's.. the chicken chop there is real good! you guys should go try it one of these days! =)  

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2:28 PM

Burung

This week's assignment for Bahasa Indonesia is an essay on the interesting places in Singapore. And so i was looking out on how to say bird park in Bahasa Indonesia. Checked out one of the dictionaries online to find out whether "bird" is really spelt as "burung" and this is wat i got..

Language
Expression
English Translation to Indonesian or Definition (inggris)
Indonesian
burung
bird, bittern, penis.

-_-'' i needed that.

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11:33 PM

eugene: wat the ....  

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10:13 PM

friends

I believe in angels,

The kind that heaven sends,

I am surrounded by angels,

But I call them friends.

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1:40 PM

Did you know?

Did you know???

End to end, the total length of noodles intwenty million packages of instant Ramen could reach to the moon!









Did you also know...???

Love gloves (condoms) of the past were made of sheep guts *eeks!*, leather *ouch* and ............... TURTLE SHELLS *OUCH!*!!!

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11:08 PM

erm..

was @ YIH today after the talk on "business etiquette". feeling kinda hungry so went to the drinks stall to get something to munch on..

me: auntie, cha, ta bao (tea takeaway) hai you yi ge kaya toast (and one kaya toast)
auntie: ok, hai you she me? (ok still got anything else?)
me: oh mei you le (oh nothing else)
auntie: hai you she me? (nothing else really?)
me: mei you le~

auntie goes to the back to peng kang my kaya toast.. (or so i thought)

auntie: nah, ni de char shao bao~ (here's your char siew bao)
me: *didnt i order kaya toast?*

SHIT. she tot "cha da bao" was "char shao bao"!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

IS MY CHINESE THAT BAD!?!?!?!

auntie: hai you she me?
me: erm.. hai you cha~ (still got my tea~) --> -_-'''''

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12:24 AM

I Showed Her

Its catching up to me right now
Everything that I've said
The night I left her there
When I said I wanted out
I was angry and upset
And at the time I could care less about staying there
I had to prove I didn't care
As much as she thought I did

[Chorus:]
I showed her
I let my pride take me
Far away from the only woman I loved
I showed her
Now she has found someone new
And her life will go on
And I'm all alone
But I showed her
Oh oh oh
I hate that she's in love
But it took a while for her to get over the hurt
Now I know that I messed up
I was trying to give us time
But I see she took that time to find somebody else
What happened to the things she felt for me
Am I really a part of her past

[Chorus:]
I showed her
I let my pride take me far away
From the only woman I loved
I showed her
Now she has found someone new
And her life will go on
And I'm all alone
But I showed her
Woah oh oh's

[Chorus]
Now she has found someone new
And her life will go on
And I'm all alone
But I showed her

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9:27 PM

No more! Habis!

my "wisdom, long and white growing from my eyebrow " hair dropped off today!!!

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10:52 PM

Silly conversation

princetariq.blogspot.com: the biggest fear in the world is the fear that you will fail says:
farked up fly into my room and when i wanna throw it out, hurt my middle finger

đ@ŋįęľ™ happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself says:
wahhahaha

đ@ŋįęľ™ happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself says:
literally farked up fly

princetariq.blogspot.com: the biggest fear in the world is the fear that you will fail says:
haha

princetariq.blogspot.com: the biggest fear in the world is the fear that you will fail says:
beetle lah

princetariq.blogspot.com: the biggest fear in the world is the fear that you will fail says:
not fly

đ@ŋįęľ™ happiness is a perfume you cannot pour on others without getting a few drops on yourself says:
oh~ okok hahahahha

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9:49 PM

Maths! for fun..

ratio of boys : gals in a club last year was 2 : 3. This year, 44 boys joined the club and 12 gals left the club. The ratio became 7 : 4. How many members are there in the club this yr??

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12:44 AM

The Incrediblez!!!

HAPPY family!

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2:54 PM

CRAZY taliban family!!!

**courtesy of my sister's wonderful photoshop skills**

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2:53 PM

Collin Raye - Love, Me

one of the most meaningful songs that i've heard... =)

Artist: Collin Raye
Song: Love, Me

I read a note my grandma wrote back in nineteen twenty-three.
Grandpa kept it in his coat, and he showed it once to me. He said,
"Boy, you might not understand, but a long, long time ago,
Grandma's daddy didn't like me none, but I loved your Grandma so."

We had this crazy plan to meet and run away together.
Get married in the first town we came to, and live forever.
But nailed to the tree where we were supposed to meet, instead
I found this letter, and this is what it said:

If you get there before I do, don't give up on me.
I'll meet you when my chores are through;
I don't know how long I'll be.
But I'm not gonna let you down, darling wait and see.
And between now and then, till I see you again,
I'll be loving you. Love, me.

I read those words just hours before my Grandma passed away,
In the doorway of a church where me and Grandpa stopped to pray.
I know I'd never seen him cry in all my fifteen years;
But as he said these words to her, his eyes filled up with tears.

If you get there before I do, don't give up on me.
I'll meet you when my chores are through;
I don't know how long I'll be.
But I'm not gonna let you down, darling wait and see.
And between now and then, till I see you again,
I'll be loving you. Love, me.
Between now and then, till I see you again,
I'll be loving you. Love, me.

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11:02 PM

feelings

went out to my auntie's place for dinner today.. she stays at my old block @ tampines blk 874A. we used to stay @ level 3 while she stays @ level 6.. so well kinda a gathering for the wong family.. its been a promise to have gatherings once in a while since my grandma passed away.. dad and his siblings decided that we should all maintain contact even though my grandma is no longer with us..

reached about 5 plus.. feeling a sense of nostalgia... why? coz i've spent nearly 14 years of my life there.. since kindergarden 2 till bout my second year in army.. brings back lots of memories.. my ex stays opposite my old block.. i have close frens staying around there too.. so well decided to meet up melvin for a chat. we met @ the playground where we spent most of our time there after sec sch sitting there and chatting with loads of super-rings and vitasoy and the indian potato "pancake".. great to know that he's doing well at the Tourism Acadamy @ Sentosa. top student sia! tsk tsk.. power man. haha also still SAA (single and available).. chatted for bout 2 hours plus there and went up to my auntie's place for dinner.

thought that since we were so near to sara's place.. might as well pop over to her place to catch up with her family.. my parents and i then went over to her place. saw auntie carol and "mama" (her grandma). both of them said they missed us very much... "mama" kept saying "aiyo daniel my grandson.." aiyo mama..
sara's doing well in her studies. should be going to australia soon to pursue her degree after she's finished with her diploma here in occupational therapy. it's been more than a year since we've seperated. well, looking at her, i guess i still kinda miss her. miss those days when we went home together where i could wave goodbye to her at my door while she was at the window. thanks for being such a sweet girlfriend all those 4 years. hope you're happy with him now. he'd better take good care of you... guess we've all moved on...

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9:44 PM

puuess comz bak at ....

attended my Singapore studies module "Japan and Singapore" yesterday but was busy reading thru "no-bird"s (norbert's) notes.. finally it was break time at 1256pm.

jap lecturer: oh-k guyz, now ztimez iz 1256pm. puuess comz bak at five puass one ( 5 pass one )
me raises up my head thinking: "five plus one? 5+1 = 6 leh!!!"

*****LAME*****

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10:02 AM

Tribute to our "old man"

HAPPY RETIREMENT 2IC SIR!

Went for my 2IC's retirement gathering recently.. our "old man" Warren Chua. I'm full of respect for you sir. Runs everyday without fail.. always on the ball.. always telling us horny jokes.. hahaha.. a great leader and role model indeed. Wishing you all the best! The golden crosssword is really nice yeah? hope you like the gift from all of us.. Stay fit, healthy and HORNY!!!

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9:40 PM

ANNOUNCEMENT~!!!!

this is now the official website of d@n's blog! the new one is gonna be scrapped soon! coz blogger finally solved the problem for me! haha..

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8:44 AM

STUPID

I REMOVED MYSELF AS ADMINISTRATOR OF MY BLOG!!!!!!!!!!!! SHIT! lucky i added tariq as a contributor so i can post here. but i can't edit my template and all!!!!!!!!!! ARGH! pls do visit www.back-dan.blogspot.com till further notice.. wat an ass i am.. itchy fingers!!!! BBBBBBBBBBAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH~~~~~!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

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12:50 PM