d@n: marriage advertisement
Sunday, March 26, 2006

marriage advertisement

husband:
last time her figure like hourglass, now like pear.

wife:
before we got married, he called me sweetie pie,
after we got married, he called me darling,
after i gave birth to john, he called me mummy,
and now? he calls me OEI.

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ok i'm bored.


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