d@n: "do you think we are crazy?" starring daniel wong and jillian wong.
Saturday, March 18, 2006

"do you think we are crazy?" starring daniel wong and jillian wong.

ok here's the scenario.. i'm in my room and my sis's in her room. both our rooms are facing each other.. we'll on msn.

bindhibutt says:
why mom say you ah ma?
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
becoz i keep plastic bags in my room
bindhibutt says:
wah piang eh
bindhibutt says:
super-ah mah
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
you no mouth ah [why cant she just speak to me!?]
bindhibutt says:
my mouth meant for laffing. [diaoz]
bindhibutt says:
not for asking stoolpit qns
*i burst out in laughter*
bindhibutt says:
laff what
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
laugh at your stupidity
bindhibutt says:
screwballs bananas
*sis also bursts out laughing*
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
stop laughing
bindhibutt says:
you then stop laffing
bindhibutt says:
at this rate we both wont stop
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
i think the neighbours must be thinking we are crazy
bindhibutt says:
are we nuts?
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
i think so

now my sis begins bitching about our neighbours...

bindhibutt says:
ah dave
bindhibutt says:
ah lun
bindhibutt says:
ah botak
bindhibutt says:
ah B-O [the smelly man]
bindhibutt says:
so many chin cheong ah-bengs ard here
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
auntie kancheong
bindhibutt says:
you mean next door?
bindhibutt says:
you mean aunty - "XIA SI WO"!
d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says:
yeahzz... the one who always "!?!?!?!"
bindhibutt says:
*piak paik piak* slaps her chest
bindhibutt says:
"hello everyone, my name is dave. AH-dave. and i can squint my eyes very fast. *Squint SQUINT! SQUINT SQUINT!"
bindhibutt says:
"FAST ANOT!??!"
bindhibutt says:
"HELLO! my name is aunty XIA_SI _WO. i don't like to take lifts, because each time i do, i risk dying of shock. my neighbour's son always stand very close to the lift door. the daughter worse. hair wet wet, stand at the door. like THE MAID. aiyo! Xia-si-wo le!!!! *piak piak paik!*
bindhibutt says:
"hello! my name is Si-Ka-chuwak[wtf is this!?]. Im the kwah-mak-kia living on the 3d floor. I enjoy looking out of the window. down at people. That time morning 6 plus, i kwah my mak-kia and look down at my neighbour's children.. i think one of them got stomachache. and the other anxiously looking for cab. hee hee! so fun!"
bindhibutt says:
"i teach my 2 sons to do the same too..... i ask them to hold the gate and stare at every passerby. they make good watchdgos."
bindhibutt says:
"and no need to pay $"
bindhibutt says:
"my wife different. she say hi bye without looking at people. unlike me - i LOVE to look. but i guess opposites attract hor? *shifts glasses*

WE ARE CRAZY!!!!



7:40 PM