*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: hahaha *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: see what? d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: see mood d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: haha d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: but he's so freaking boring *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: yar loh *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: i dun feel like waking up early *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: cause tmr is wear skirt day d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: same here [i meant that i also dun feel like waking up early here] d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: issit? [i was refering to the tomolo is wear skirt day thing] *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: huh? *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: hahah~!@ d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: kukubird *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: it look damn farnie! *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: "*Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: cause tmr is wear skirt day d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: same here" d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: i not wearing skirt can! *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: hahah~!@ *Jia Hui* 125 slides : dear lecturer are you CRAZY? says: i shall blog!~@!~ d@niel shu-dai; ji-du-jiao. says: me too!
see? this is wat happens when you type a lil' slower.. -_-''
husband: last time her figure like hourglass, now like pear.
wife: before we got married, he called me sweetie pie, after we got married, he called me darling, after i gave birth to john, he called me mummy, and now? he calls me OEI.
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Bootstrapping alludes to a German legend about Baron Münchhausen, who was able to lift himself out of a swamp by pulling himself up by his own hair. In later versions he was using his own boot straps to pull himself out of the sea which gave rise to the term bootstrapping.
"do you think we are crazy?" starring daniel wong and jillian wong.
ok here's the scenario.. i'm in my room and my sis's in her room. both our rooms are facing each other.. we'll on msn.
bindhibutt says: why mom say you ah ma? d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: becoz i keep plastic bags in my room bindhibutt says: wah piang eh bindhibutt says: super-ah mah d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: you no mouth ah [why cant she just speak to me!?] bindhibutt says: my mouth meant for laffing. [diaoz] bindhibutt says: not for asking stoolpit qns *i burst out in laughter* bindhibutt says: laff what d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: laugh at your stupidity bindhibutt says: screwballs bananas *sis also bursts out laughing* d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: stop laughing bindhibutt says: you then stop laffing bindhibutt says: at this rate we both wont stop d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: i think the neighbours must be thinking we are crazy bindhibutt says: are we nuts? d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: i think so
now my sis begins bitching about our neighbours...
bindhibutt says: ah dave bindhibutt says: ah lun bindhibutt says: ah botak bindhibutt says: ah B-O [the smelly man] bindhibutt says: so many chin cheong ah-bengs ard here d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: auntie kancheong bindhibutt says: you mean next door? bindhibutt says: you mean aunty - "XIA SI WO"! d@niel my mum says i'm very "ah ma" says: yeahzz... the one who always "!?!?!?!" bindhibutt says: *piak paik piak* slaps her chest bindhibutt says: "hello everyone, my name is dave. AH-dave. and i can squint my eyes very fast. *Squint SQUINT! SQUINT SQUINT!" bindhibutt says: "FAST ANOT!??!" bindhibutt says: "HELLO! my name is aunty XIA_SI _WO. i don't like to take lifts, because each time i do, i risk dying of shock. my neighbour's son always stand very close to the lift door. the daughter worse. hair wet wet, stand at the door. like THE MAID. aiyo! Xia-si-wo le!!!! *piak piak paik!* bindhibutt says: "hello! my name is Si-Ka-chuwak[wtf is this!?]. Im the kwah-mak-kia living on the 3d floor. I enjoy looking out of the window. down at people. That time morning 6 plus, i kwah my mak-kia and look down at my neighbour's children.. i think one of them got stomachache. and the other anxiously looking for cab. hee hee! so fun!" bindhibutt says: "i teach my 2 sons to do the same too..... i ask them to hold the gate and stare at every passerby. they make good watchdgos." bindhibutt says: "and no need to pay $" bindhibutt says: "my wife different. she say hi bye without looking at people. unlike me - i LOVE to look. but i guess opposites attract hor? *shifts glasses*
for all those who dunno wat i'm toking bout, we have to run the farking DNA on gel electrophoresis(elek-throw-for-oasis) the time cut off is 430 before they farking confiscate your gel. so happily me, muthu and weiyi went for our tea break since we need to wait for the farking thing to incubate for one hour first. when we came up it was about 420 [max], and so we loaded the dye into the samples. as i was gonna load my samples into the wells of the gel matrix, farking vanne came and took my farking gel away! wat's her farking problem sia! and she must start collecting from my farking bench first! cannot start from the other farking side issit! knn!
"sorry this gel is mine now. no time for you all to run the gel now."
do NOT ever drive to Suntec when IT fair is going on... esp when it's blardy lunch hour! you can keep on going in circles in the car park w/o gettin a pharking [ i mean parking] slot!
well in the end i got one. HENG AH! HUAT AH! [my 2 fav phrases]
got my much needed ipod charger adaptor [if not i always charge with my laptop on..wtf] and a new headset with mic so i can chat on SKYPE! how cool is that! and its only for a low low price of $12! i machiam advertising lidat... china brand summore. haha but the sound quality is seriously not bad lah.. quite the clear. eh who got skype tell me leh?
our fav [not] TA barney vaane from DBS [Damn Bloody Shit] lab emailed the whole of my bench shooting me and muthu for sending email to extend the deadline for submission of lab report 5. WTH! other groups doing 2 sequences we doing 12 can! go eat some "pang sai chua" [toilet paper] before you come shoot shoot ah! knn! i know no link but i just felt like saying that.
"erm erm.. excuse me... can i have your attention please?"
from top left: the entrance; every-bardy bua longlong~; weiyong acting cute; weikun the armed married man; come near me and i poke you!; mas daniel dan istri saya xiaotian; group photo; presentasi; in indo culture, the bride and the groom must sit on the bapak's (father's) lap [which is me] and i need to say that both of them weigh the same.. signifying that both the bride and the groom are equal and there are no preferences. [betcha didn't know that!] =)
another fun day with bahasa indo proyek!!!
shit i forgot to take ibu lucy's photo.. she's the chioest!!! =p