d@n
Tuesday, April 19, 2005

came back from tuition again.. my tuition kid can really drive me nuts with her lame jokes!!!

tuition kid: there was a pig and a monkey who were crossing a river. in the river got crocodiles. why did the crocodile eat the the monkey instead of the pig?
me: hmmm.. coz the pig very fat?
tuition kid: wrong! because the crocodile is halal one.
me: -_-''

tuition kid: why was there a gorilla standing outside the church?
me: mmmm... dunno leh?
tuition kid: because the gorilla is christian lah!
me: -_-'' X2

my god... i found someone lamer than me...


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